quotes from my shows

"[She] took my model. I don't know what I'm going to do. I'm SALTY."
- Jerell, on Project Runway, S5E2

"I would punch my grandmother...in the face...to get a ticket home."
- one of the camera crew involved with Deadliest Catch

"[That] was mean. Mean meaning good."
- Lil Mama, on America's Best Dance Crew